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🍭 Geopolitics and Garlic Knots: A Normal Monday 🍕
OpenAI lawsuits, pentagon pizza traffic, and 5 new AI tools to round it out.

Good morning. We just watched the Pentagon leak a missile strike via pizza orders.
OpenAI got sued and Goldman Sachs gave 10,000 suits access to their own AI.
In other words: the vibes are unstable, the tools are multiplying, and even Papa Johns is doing OSINT now.
Let’s dig in.
🍭 What’s Cookin’:
Pentagon pizza surge tips off U.S. strike on Iran
OpenAI pulls Jony Ive promo after trademark smackdown
5 AI tools to clip, rewrite, launch, and dominate
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📸 The Blackwater Close-Up
This portrait prompt gives you that grayscale glow-up.
Shadowed, serious, and suspiciously genius.
Think tech founder meets noir thriller. You’re not sad… just dramatic.
Turn your face into a moody, Oscar-bait movie poster.
Click this link (prompt)
Paste into GPT
Swap # with the subject.
If you use a reference, which you should, just replace # with “person in the image referenced”
Let the cinematic tension do its thing

Pizza > CNN
🍕 Pentagon Pizza Orders Predicted Today’s Iran Strike
The Bite: Yesterday’s biggest intel didn’t come from CNN. It came from a Papa Johns near the Pentagon.
It came straight from Papa Johns near the Pentagon.
Minutes before mainstream reports about an Iranian retaliation of U.S. missile strike on Iranian sites, internet watchers were already raising eyebrows at a spike in pizza orders around key D.C. spots.
Welcome to the Pentagon Pizza Index: where mozzarella meets military ops.
Snacks:
PenPizzaReport flagged “HIGH” pizza traffic near the Pentagon at 12:10pm ET
Freddie’s Beach Bar, a popular Pentagon watering hole, had unusually low foot traffic
Pizza spikes predicted Israeli strikes last month too
First spotted in the ’90s during Desert Storm
Google Maps data = the new geopolitical Bloomberg Terminal
Why it bites: This isn’t a meme.
It’s crowdsourced OSINT with marinara sauce.
If Domino’s is our new war correspondent, we’re either entering a golden age of transparency… or the world’s dumbest apocalypse.
Jokes aside, in a world drowning in spin, bots, and propaganda,
pepperoni and cheesy breadsticks might just be the purest information source we’ve got left.


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OpenAI
⚖️ OpenAI's $6.5B Jony Ive Hype Video Gets Yanked
The Bite: OpenAI just deleted its promo video for io; the secretive AI hardware startup backed by $6.5B and designed by Apple legend Jony Ive.
Not because the deal collapsed (it hasn’t), but because a judge hit them with a restraining order over the name io, after another startup, iyO, filed a trademark complaint.
Snacks:
The video hyped Sam Altman + Jony Ive’s AI device collab
A court says the io name may violate iyO’s trademark
iyO came out of Google’s incubator, now makes AI earbuds
OpenAI pulled the video from YouTube + its site (still up on X)
Deal is “on track,” per Bloomberg, despite the legal hiccup
Why it bites: This was supposed to be OpenAI’s “one more thing” moment.
Jony Ive, billions in funding, and a shot at redefining hardware.
Now it’s tangled up over a name that looks like a password typo.
Great design starts with details… but maybe also with a trademark lawyer?

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Goldman Sachs deploys AI for 10,000 staff
→ The new GS AI Assistant helps summarize docs, draft content, and analyze data part of a broader finance AI arms race.
Google powers up Chromebook Plus with Gemini tools
→ New features include screen-based search, AI image edits, and a “Simplify” button that makes dense text actually readable.
New Zealand identifies $3.4B AI goldmine by 2035
→ A new report calls for investment in apps + datacentres, not moonshots. Think local, train global, export smart.
FedEx tackles ‘the final boss’ of warehouse AI
→ It’s testing robots to load and unload loose-packed trucks — a puzzle most bots still rage-quit.
HIVE buys 7.2 MW data center in Toronto
→ The crypto miner is going full AI, planning 5,000 GPUs and sovereign infrastructure for Canada’s digital future.
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